Unemployment Anonymous

You know you are unemployed when:

12. Any day of the week or hour of the day is a stellar time for happy hour

11. A trip to Target to spend the remainder of your holiday gift card is the highlight of your day

10. You see nothing wrong in going to the 3pm movie on a Tuesday afternoon and sitting next to a plethora of senior citizens

9. MTV cribs and Americas Top Model start to feel somewhat educational in nature

8. Eating breakfast at 1pm is the norm

7. You start to take an interest in politics (haha, this one strictly applies to me)

6. Your closet is fully stocked with clothing you hypothetically will need once you get a job (and at the moment, I’m ready to go, ha)

5. You can rattle off the exact times and channels in which to find Oprah, Dr. Phil and Seinfeld multiple times a day and you have probably seen all the repeats by now

4. You see nothing wrong with refreshing your inbox every 10 minutes

3. You have changed your personal voicemail greeting numerous times because of your neuroticism in making sure it sounds 100 % professional

2. You carry your cell phone EVERYWHERE, including the bathroom

***1. You have time to write this blog